1.PERDE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n, Beybaba, Simit\u00e7i)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Sokakta simit\u00e7i ba\u011f\u0131rarak simit satmaktad\u0131r. Beybaba elinde \u00e7antas\u0131 sokaktan ge\u00e7er. Simit\u00e7iyi g\u00f6r\u00fcr yan\u0131na gider.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Simiiiiitttttttt. Taze, \u00e7\u0131t\u0131r simit; s\u0131cak simit. Simiiiiittttt\u00e7iiiii. Simit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beybaba: Kolay gelsin evlad\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Eyvallah Beybaba ho\u015fgeldin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beybaba: Ho\u015fbulduk evlad\u0131m. Bana bir simit ver.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Hay hay beybaba. Buyur \u00e7\u0131t\u0131r \u00e7\u0131t\u0131r. Afiyet olsun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beybaba: Berhudar ol evlad\u0131m. Borcumuz ne kadar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: 4 lira beybabac\u0131\u011f\u0131m<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beybaba: Vay can\u0131na yand\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131n simidi. 4 lira ha! Eskiden mart\u0131lara atard\u0131k art\u0131k biz bile yiyemeyece\u011fiz neredeyse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Elden ne gelir beybabac\u0131\u011f\u0131m enflasyon seni de beni de mart\u0131lar\u0131 da \u00f6yle bir vurdu ki sorma gitsin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beybaba: Seni beni bo\u015f ver de bu devirde mart\u0131 olmak zor. Al paran\u0131 evlat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: (G\u00fcler. Beybaban\u0131n uzatt\u0131\u011f\u0131 paray\u0131 al\u0131r cebine atar para \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc al\u0131r. Beybaba uzat\u0131r.) Bereketini g\u00f6r beybaba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beybaba: Evlad\u0131m benim \u00f6mr\u00fcm yetmez bir daha bereketini g\u00f6rmeye.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Ac\u0131 ac\u0131 g\u00fcl\u00fcmser paray\u0131 c\u00fczdan\u0131na koyar. C\u00fczdan\u0131 arka cebine koydu\u011funu sanar. Ama c\u00fczdan\u0131 fark\u0131nda olmadan yere d\u00fc\u015fer. Y\u00fcr\u00fcmeye devam eder. Simit\u00e7i de soka\u011f\u0131n di\u011fer ucuna gider, orada ba\u011f\u0131rmaya devam eder.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Simiiiiitttttttt. Taze, \u00e7\u0131t\u0131r simit; s\u0131cak simit. Simiiiiittttt\u00e7iiiii. Simit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n etraf\u0131na, kald\u0131r\u0131m ta\u015flar\u0131na bakarak sokakta y\u00fcr\u00fcmeye ba\u015flar.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Siz kald\u0131r\u0131m ta\u015flar\u0131n\u0131 da hi\u00e7 anlam\u0131yorum. Hep ayn\u0131 yerde hep ayn\u0131 ta\u015flarla yan yana durmaktan hi\u00e7 mi s\u0131k\u0131lmazs\u0131n\u0131z, ak\u0131ls\u0131z ta\u015flar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Bu s\u0131rada kald\u0131r\u0131m ta\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n \u00fczerindeki c\u00fczdan\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcr. Eline al\u0131r. Yukar\u0131 kald\u0131r\u0131r, a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 indirir. Konu\u015fmaya ba\u015flar.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Sen de nesin be? Her g\u00fcn bu kald\u0131r\u0131m ta\u015flar\u0131n\u0131 denetlerim de seni ilk kez g\u00f6rd\u00fcm. Nereden geldin ha?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Kafas\u0131n\u0131 kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131r d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Haa \u015fimdi jeton d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc. Sen \u015fu demin buradan ge\u00e7en beybaban\u0131n mal\u0131s\u0131n. B\u00f6yle afilli \u015feyler olsa olsa onun olur. G\u00f6t\u00fcreyim de seni vereyim. Seni d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6rse \u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcr. Vereyim de sevinsin beybaba. Hey beybaba hey. (\u0130lerler beybabay\u0131 g\u00f6rmez. Simit\u00e7inin yan\u0131na gider. Simit\u00e7i \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcr ve seslenir.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Hay\u0131rd\u0131r \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n nereye b\u00f6yle?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Beybabay\u0131 g\u00f6rd\u00fcn m\u00fc ona yeti\u015fmem laz\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Niye ki ne yapacaks\u0131n beybabay\u0131 adam seni g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc yerde koval\u0131yor zaten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: \u00d6nemli, \u00f6nemli, \u00e7ok \u00f6nemli. Bunu verece\u011fim (C\u00fczdan\u0131 sallar.) bulmam laz\u0131m. Beybaba bunu g\u00f6r\u00fcnce \u00e7ok sevinecek. Beni de \u00e7ok sevecek<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Bo\u015f ver \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n verme beybabaya onu. Senin nasibin o. Sende kals\u0131n. Zaten beybabada para da bitmez c\u00fczdan da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: (Heyecanla) Olmaz, olmaz, olmaz. Benim de\u011fil ki. Benim olmayan bir \u015feyi alamam g\u00fcnah, \u00e7ok g\u00fcnah. (Der ve y\u00fcr\u00fcmeye devam eder.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: (\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n\u0131n arkas\u0131ndan s\u00f6ylenir.) Sevinmez o mendebur. Seni de bir g\u00fczel ha\u015flar. Yedi\u011fin lafla dayakla kal\u0131rs\u0131n. Ah be \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n sen ak\u0131ls\u0131z olmasan bu kadar iyi olur muydun?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Simit\u00e7i de sahneyi terk eder) Simiiiiitttttttt. Taze, \u00e7\u0131t\u0131r simit, s\u0131cak simit. Simiiiiittttt\u00e7iiiii. Simit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Beybaba y\u00fcr\u00fcmekten yorulmu\u015f bir halde a\u011fa\u00e7 g\u00f6lgesinde nefeslenmek i\u00e7in oturur. O s\u0131rada \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n sendeleyerek ko\u015farak gelir.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Be..bey.. Beyba.. Beybaba beybaabaa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beybaba: Ne var lan meczup herif. Ne a\u011fz\u0131nda salyaylan \u00fcst\u00fcme ko\u015fars\u0131n. Kuduz mu oldun?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Aya\u011fa kalkar \u00fcst\u00fcne gelen \u015fa\u015fk\u0131na do\u011fru bastonuyla bir hamle yapar. \u015ea\u015fk\u0131n son anda sopadan ka\u00e7ar. Biraz ilerde durur.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Yok yok beybaba kuduz olmad\u0131m. \u0130yi insan oldum iyi insan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beybaba: Hahah sen mi iyi insan oldun. Benimle kafa bulursun ha al sana ulan meczup al. (Bastonuyla bir tane vurur.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: (A\u011flamakl\u0131 bir \u015fekilde) Ama beybaba ben seni sevindirmeye geldim. Bana niye inanm\u0131yorsun? \u0130yi insan olmaya geldim. Vurma bana. Can\u0131m ac\u0131d\u0131 (Baca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 ovar.).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beybaba: Ulan ak\u0131ls\u0131z sen kimsin ki iyi insan olacakm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n da beni sevindirecekmi\u015fsin. Sen ak\u0131ls\u0131z kafanla benimle alay m\u0131 edersin ha densiz \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n? (Bastonla bir tane daha vurur.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Bak Beybaba dur vurma. Dinle beni. Ak\u0131ls\u0131z\u0131m belki ama iyi insan oldum. Bak senin d\u00fc\u015fen mal\u0131n\u0131 getirdim. \u00dcz\u00fcld\u00fcn de\u011fil mi? D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrd\u00fcn diye. \u015eimdi \u00e7ok sevindin de\u011fil mi? Beni de \u00e7ok sevdin de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beybaba: O benim c\u00fczdan\u0131m. Sende ne i\u015fi var?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Bunun ad\u0131 c\u00fczdan m\u0131 ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beybaba: C\u00fczdan ya benim c\u00fczdan\u0131m. \u0130\u00e7inde de para var benim paralar\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: C\u00fczdan\u0131n i\u00e7i mi var? \u0130\u00e7inde de para m\u0131 var? Benim hi\u00e7 param yok. C\u00fczdan\u0131m da yok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beybaba: Sen de ak\u0131l da yok ama. Benim c\u00fczdan\u0131m\u0131n sende ne i\u015fi var?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Ben buldum ko\u015ftum sana getirdim. Sen \u00fcz\u00fclme diye. Sen sevin diye. Beni sev diye. Beni sevdin mi beybaba? Ben iyi insan oldum de\u011fil mi beybaba? (Beybaba \u015fa\u015fk\u0131na kulak asmaz. Sinirden deliye d\u00f6ner.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beybaba: Vay meczup vay deli. Sen bir de h\u0131rs\u0131zl\u0131\u011fa m\u0131 ba\u015flad\u0131n? Ben \u015fimdi senin hakk\u0131ndan gelirim. (\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n\u0131n elinden c\u00fczdan\u0131 al\u0131r. Yere d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcr\u00fcr \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n\u0131 \u00fczerine \u00e7ullanacakken simit\u00e7i gelip araya girer.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Hey beybaba kendine gel. Sa\u00e7\u0131ndan sakal\u0131ndan utan. Ne istiyorsun garibandan? Yaz\u0131k g\u00fcnah de\u011fil mi? Ald\u0131n c\u00fczdan\u0131n\u0131 i\u015fte hadi git art\u0131k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Beybaba sinirli bir \u015fekilde \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc d\u00fczeltir. Yoluna gider. Simit\u00e7i \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n\u0131 yerden kald\u0131r\u0131r, banka oturtur. \u015ea\u015fk\u0131n ac\u0131yan yerlerini ovalar bir eli kafas\u0131nda.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Ben iyi insan oldum dedim ama k\u00f6t\u00fc bir \u015fey yapm\u0131\u015f gibi dayak yedim. Simit\u00e7i abi ben iyi insan olamad\u0131m yine. Yine sevdiremedim kendimi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Yok \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n garda\u015f sen iyi insan oldun. Sen zaten hep iyi insand\u0131n da biz kendimizi ak\u0131ll\u0131 seni deli sayanlar insan olamad\u0131k yine. Sen \u00fcz\u00fclme as\u0131l biz \u00fcz\u00fclelim. (\u00dcz\u00fcnt\u00fcl\u00fc bir \u015fekilde simit tepsisini al\u0131r ve sahneden \u00e7\u0131kar.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: (Seyirciye do\u011fru ilerler tam kar\u015f\u0131lar\u0131nda durur.) Yahu ben dayak yedim. Benim can\u0131m yand\u0131. Benim kafam \u015fi\u015fti. Ama simit\u00e7i gelir der ki; sen \u00fcz\u00fclme \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n garda\u015f biz \u00fcz\u00fclelim. Ama niye ki senin can\u0131n yanmad\u0131 ki? Benim can\u0131m yand\u0131. Bastonu kafana sen yemedin ki ben yedim. Ama siz \u00fcz\u00fcleceksiniz ben \u00fcz\u00fclmeyecekmi\u015fim. Bu nas\u0131l i\u015ftir. (\u0130ki elini yana a\u00e7ar.) \u015ea\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m kald\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Soluklan\u0131r. Bir tur atar geri yerine gelir.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: \u0130yi insan olay\u0131m, beybaban\u0131n kaybetti\u011fi mal\u0131n\u0131 vereyim ha ad\u0131 neydi c\u00fczdand\u0131 ha. Beybaba sevinsin beni de sevsin dedim. H\u0131rs\u0131z oldum, kafama baston yedim, bir araba dayak yedim. E ben bu i\u015fe de (\u0130ki elini yana a\u00e7ar.) \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m kald\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2.PERDE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n, Simit\u00e7i, K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z, Anne, Parktaki \u00e7ocuklar, Simit\u00e7i)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Parkta \u00e7ocuklar oyun oynarlar anneleri de onlar\u0131 izler. Anne telefonla konu\u015furken k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z g\u00f6zden kaybolur.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anne: Ay k\u0131z hi\u00e7 sorma \u00e7oktand\u0131r \u00e7\u0131km\u0131yorsun d\u0131\u015far\u0131 bu so\u011fuklar, karl\u0131 havalar mahvetti bizi. Bak bahar geldi a\u011fa\u00e7lar ne g\u00fczel \u00e7i\u00e7ek a\u00e7t\u0131. Bak \u015fu denizin mavili\u011fine bak \u015fu \u00e7imlerin ye\u015filli\u011fine su a\u00e7an \u00e7i\u00e7eklerin g\u00fczelli\u011fine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Anne arkada\u015f\u0131 ile g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcl\u00fc konu\u015fmaya iyice kendini kapt\u0131rm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. \u00c7ocu\u011funu unutmu\u015ftur. Telefonu kapat\u0131r. Kendine gelir etrafa bak\u0131n\u0131r \u00e7ocu\u011funu g\u00f6remez. Tela\u015flan\u0131r.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anne: K\u0131z\u0131m neredesin. Zeynep hadi gel k\u0131z\u0131m eve gidelim. K\u0131z\u0131mmm!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(K\u0131z\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6remeyince korkar, \u00e7ocuklara sorar.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anne: \u00c7ocuklar Zeynep’i g\u00f6rd\u00fcn\u00fcz m\u00fc? Nereye gitti buradayd\u0131 demin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c7ocuklar: Hay\u0131r teyze biz de demin \u015furada g\u00f6rd\u00fck ama \u015fimdi yok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anne: Amaaaannn bu k\u0131z nereye gider yahuuu. Zeynep annemmm nerdesinnn can\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Anne tela\u015fla k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131 aramaya koyulur. K\u0131z\u0131 da parktaki bir kedinin pe\u015finden gider. Ve sonra geri d\u00f6nemez. Kayboldu\u011funu anlar, bir banka oturur.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck K\u0131z: Ahh kediyi de bulamad\u0131m. \u015eimdi parka da gidemiyorum. Annemi de kaybettim. Ne yapacam annnneeeeee! (A\u011flamaya ba\u015flar. Di\u011fer taraftan \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n sahneye girer. Yine kald\u0131r\u0131m ta\u015flar\u0131n\u0131 denetler onlarla konu\u015fur.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Tamam sen de buradas\u0131n. Bu s\u0131ra da tamam. Bu s\u0131rada da eksik yok. Ahaaa burada bir ta\u015f eksik daha d\u00fcn vard\u0131. Hey s\u00f6yleyin bakay\u0131m nereye kayboldu arkada\u015f\u0131n\u0131z? Bilmiyorsunuz demek! Siz de uyuyorsunuz can\u0131m d\u00fcnyadan haberiniz yok. Yan\u0131n\u0131zdaki ta\u015f gitmi\u015f ruhunuz duymam\u0131\u015f. Ak\u0131ls\u0131z ta\u015flar sizi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Bu s\u0131rada \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n bankta oturmu\u015f a\u011flayan k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcr. A\u011flamas\u0131na dayanamaz yan\u0131na gider.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Merhaba k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z! Sen burada oturmu\u015f ne yap\u0131yorsun b\u00f6yle?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z: Hiiiiii\u00e7\u00e7\u00e7\u00e7. (A\u011flamaya devam eder.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Ama sen a\u011fl\u0131yorsun. Neden a\u011fl\u0131yorsun k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z? A\u011flama a\u011flama g\u00f6z ya\u015flar\u0131n yere d\u00f6k\u00fcl\u00fcyor yaz\u0131k yaz\u0131k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck K\u0131z: A\u011flayacam i\u015fte \u0131ghghhhh annneee\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Peki ama neden a\u011fl\u0131yorsun. Bak beni de a\u011flatacaks\u0131n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck K\u0131z: Kediyi bulamad\u0131m. \u00dcst\u00fcne annemi de kaybettim. A\u011flar\u0131m tabii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Anneni mi kaybettin? Ben annemi hi\u00e7 bulamad\u0131m. Kendimi bildim bileli. Hem annesizim hem de babas\u0131z\u0131m. Ben daha \u00e7ok a\u011flayay\u0131m o zaman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck K\u0131z: A\u011flarsan a\u011fla. Bana ne. Annee annemi \u00e7ok \u00f6zledimmm \u0131ghghhhh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Tamam dur ben a\u011flamayacam. Sende a\u011flama kalkal\u0131m anneni bulal\u0131m. \u015eimdi \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n amca hemen bulur anneni. Bu kald\u0131r\u0131mlar\u0131 avucumun i\u00e7i gibi bilirim. Anla\u015ft\u0131k m\u0131?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck K\u0131z: Anla\u015ft\u0131k \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n amca. Kediyi de bulur muyuz \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n amca? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: \u00d6nce kay\u0131p anneyi bulal\u0131m. Kediyi sonra buluruz. Senin annenin ad\u0131 ne bakal\u0131m?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck K\u0131z: Annemin ad\u0131, Anne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: He tamam o zaman hadi arayal\u0131m. Acaba nerede bu anne. Hadi \u00e7a\u011f\u0131ral\u0131m belki \u00e7\u0131kar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck K\u0131z: Annneeee. Anneci\u011fimmmm\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Anne ablaaaa. Anne ablaaaa\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n ve k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z anneyi arar. Anne ise k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z\u0131 arar. Ayn\u0131 yerlerden ge\u00e7erler. Ama bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc denk gelemezler. Sokakta bir taraftan \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n ve k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z girer ayn\u0131 anda anne o sokaktan \u00e7\u0131kar. Birbirlerini bulamazlar. \u015ea\u015fk\u0131n elinde k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131zla simit\u00e7inin oldu\u011fu soka\u011fa girer.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Simiiiiitttttttt. Taze, \u00e7\u0131t\u0131r simit; s\u0131cak simit. Simiiiiittttt\u00e7iiiii. Simit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z bu sokak m\u0131yd\u0131? Emin misin? Bu sokakta anne yok simit\u00e7i var o da senin annen olamaz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck K\u0131z: Olamaz tabi \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n amca simit\u00e7iden anne olur mu hi\u00e7?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Tabi olmaz hi\u00e7. Simit\u00e7inin \u00e7ocu\u011fu olsa olsa simit olur. (G\u00fclerler.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Lan \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n hay\u0131rd\u0131r. Bu k\u0131z da kim ne ar\u0131yorsunuz b\u00f6yle?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Simit\u00e7i abi bu k\u0131z\u0131n annesi kaybolmu\u015f onu ar\u0131yoruz. Bulunca \u00e7ok sevinecek k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z. Annesi de mutlu olacak. Beni \u00e7ok sevecekler. Ben de iyi insan olacam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Allah seni ne etmesin be \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n. Yine ba\u015f\u0131na i\u015f a\u00e7acaks\u0131n bak benden demesi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Yok yok simit\u00e7i abi i\u015f yok. \u0130yilik var. Ben iyi insan olacam bu kez kesin iyi insan olacam. Sen buralarda kaybolmu\u015f bir anne g\u00f6rd\u00fcn m\u00fc peki?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Yapma \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n bak yine yedi\u011fin dayakla kalacaks\u0131n. Anne kaybolur mu hi\u00e7? K\u0131z kaybolmu\u015ftur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Sen tasalanma simit\u00e7i abi. K\u0131z kendi dedi annemi kaybettim diye kaybolmu\u015f i\u015fte. Bu kez kesin iyi insan olacam. Sen de \u015furdan bir simit ver bakal\u0131m k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131za.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Ee paras\u0131 .<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Para yok, yok. \u0130yi insan oldun. (K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z\u0131n elinden s\u0131k\u0131ca tutar ve ka\u00e7ar tam sokaktan \u00e7\u0131karken K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z\u0131n annesiyle kar\u015f\u0131la\u015f\u0131rlar. Anne tutar k\u0131z\u0131 \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n\u0131n elinden h\u0131zl\u0131ca \u00e7ekip al\u0131r, \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n\u0131 iteler.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anne: Ah can\u0131m k\u0131z\u0131m neredeydin? Seni g\u00f6remeyince deliye d\u00f6nd\u00fcm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z: Anneci\u011fimmmm. Ben de \u00e7ok korktum. Seni bulamay\u0131nca. Can\u0131m annem!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anne: (\u015ea\u015fk\u0131na) Uzak dur be meczup herif!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Anneee ablaaa. Seni bulduk sonunda. \u00dcz\u00fcld\u00fcn de\u011fil mi kayboldu\u011funda? Ama bak seni bulduk. Sevindin de\u011fil mi? Beni de sevdin de\u011fil mi anne abla? Ben iyi insan oldum de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anne: \u015eimdi ben sana g\u00f6steririm g\u00fcn\u00fcn\u00fc z\u0131rdeli seni. Demek k\u0131z\u0131m\u0131 ka\u00e7\u0131racakt\u0131n haaa. Terbiyesiz. \u00c7ocuk h\u0131rs\u0131zl\u0131\u011f\u0131na m\u0131 ba\u015flad\u0131n.? Allah’\u0131n delisi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Anne abla \u00f6yle deme bana. Ben iyi insan oldum. Seni kaybetmi\u015fti k\u0131z\u0131n bizde beraber arad\u0131k bulduk. Siz mutlu oldunuz, ben de iyi insan oldum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anne: \u0130yi insan olmu\u015fmu\u015f. Bak\u0131n \u015fu delinin dediklerine. Ben \u015fimdi sana g\u00f6steririm kim kaybolmu\u015f kim iyi insan olmu\u015f. (Anne \u00e7antas\u0131yla \u015fa\u015fk\u0131na vurmaya ba\u015flar. \u015ea\u015fk\u0131n neye u\u011frad\u0131\u011f\u0131na \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131r. Simit\u00e7i olay\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce tepsisini b\u0131rak\u0131p gelir. Araya girer. K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z da annesini tutar.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Anne abla vurma ya vurma bana. Ben iyi insan oldum. Niye d\u00f6v\u00fcyorsun beni?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anne: Sus be \u00e7ocuk h\u0131rs\u0131z\u0131. Mendebur. Ak\u0131ls\u0131z.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Dur Han\u0131m abla dur. Gariban\u0131n bir su\u00e7u yoktur. Niye vurursun garibana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z: Anne vurma \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n amcaya vurma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anne: Sus k\u0131z eve gidelim sana da g\u00f6sterecem d\u00fcnya ka\u00e7 bucakm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: G\u00fcle g\u00fcle k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z. (A\u011flamakl\u0131.) Simit\u00e7i abi yine iyi insan olamad\u0131m. Yine bir araba dayak yedim. Yine olmad\u0131 yine sevdiremedim kendimi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simit\u00e7i: Ee be \u015ea\u015fk\u0131n dedim sana o kadar yapma etme diye en sonunda yine yedi\u011fin dayakla kald\u0131n be garda\u015f\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck K\u0131z: \u00dcz\u00fclme sen \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n amca ben seni \u00e7ok sevdim. Sen beni \u00e7ok sevindirdin. Sen \u00e7ok iyi bir insans\u0131n. (Annesi k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z\u0131 \u00e7eki\u015ftire \u00e7ek\u015ftire g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcr, k\u0131z arkas\u0131na d\u00f6n\u00fcp \u015fa\u015fk\u0131na bakar el sallar, g\u00fcl\u00fcmser. \u015ea\u015fk\u0131n co\u015fkuyla aya\u011fa f\u0131rlar atlar z\u0131plar.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Baaakkk! G\u00f6rd\u00fcn m\u00fc simit\u00e7i abi? Ben iyi insan oldum. Bak k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck k\u0131z dedi duydun de\u011fil mi? \u00c7ok sevinmi\u015f. Beni de \u00e7ok sevmi\u015f. Allahhh beeee iyi insan oldum. \u0130yi insan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Seyirciye d\u00f6ner.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n: Ama ben anlad\u0131m ki bu iyi insan olmak baya zor i\u015fmi\u015f arkada\u015f. Kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131nda kafana baston da yiyorsun \u00e7anta da yiyorsun. Bir s\u00fcr\u00fc laf yiyorsun. H\u0131rs\u0131z da oluyorsun ars\u0131z da oluyorsun. Ama tek bir \u00e7ocu\u011fun da olsa g\u00fcler y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6r\u00fcyorsun. Seni sevdi\u011fini de duyuyorsun. Yedi\u011fin t\u00fcm sopalar\u0131n ac\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 unutuyorsun. (Elini iki yana a\u00e7ar.) \u015ea\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m kald\u0131m do\u011frusu. (Der ve sahneye koro girer \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n \u00f6nlerinde durur.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gafil gezme \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n bir g\u00fcn \u00f6l\u00fcrs\u00fcn, bir g\u00fcn \u00f6l\u00fcrs\u00fcn<\/p>\n\n\n\n
D\u00fcnya kadar mal\u0131n leyli leyli leyli leyli leyli leyli leyli leyli olsa ne fayda<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u00f6yleyen dillerin s\u00f6ylemez olur<\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u00fclb\u00fcl gibi dilin olsa ne fayda, olsa ne fayda<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S\u00f6yleyen dillerin s\u00f6ylemez olur<\/p>\n\n\n\n
B\u00fclb\u00fcl gibi dilin olsa ne fayda, olsa ne fayda<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sen s\u00f6ylersin s\u00f6z i\u00e7inde s\u00f6z\u00fcn var, hey can s\u00f6z\u00fcn var<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00c7alars\u0131n \u00e7\u0131rpars\u0131n leyli leyli leyli leyli leyli leyli leyli leyli o\u011flun k\u0131z\u0131n var<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015eu d\u00fcnyada \u00fc\u00e7 be\u015f ar\u015f\u0131n bezin var<\/p>\n\n\n\n
T\u00fcm bedesten senin olsa ne fayda, olsa ne fayda<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u015eu d\u00fcnyada \u00fc\u00e7 be\u015f ar\u015f\u0131n bezin var<\/p>\n\n\n\n
T\u00fcm bedesten senin olsa ne fayda, olsa ne fayda<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Kul Himmet)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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FOTO\u011eRAF: U\u011fur ATA\u015e<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
1.PERDE (\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n, Beybaba, Simit\u00e7i) (Sokakta simit\u00e7i ba\u011f\u0131rarak simit satmaktad\u0131r. Beybaba elinde \u00e7antas\u0131 sokaktan ge\u00e7er. Simit\u00e7iyi g\u00f6r\u00fcr yan\u0131na gider.) Simit\u00e7i: Simiiiiitttttttt. Taze, \u00e7\u0131t\u0131r simit; s\u0131cak simit. Simiiiiittttt\u00e7iiiii. Simit. Beybaba: Kolay gelsin evlad\u0131m. Simit\u00e7i: Eyvallah Beybaba ho\u015fgeldin. Beybaba: Ho\u015fbulduk evlad\u0131m. Bana bir simit ver. Simit\u00e7i: Hay hay beybaba. Buyur \u00e7\u0131t\u0131r \u00e7\u0131t\u0131r. Afiyet olsun. Beybaba: Berhudar ol evlad\u0131m. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":194,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tiyatro"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/GAFIL-GEZEN-SASKIN-UGUR-ATAS.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":195,"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions\/195"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}