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BEN\u0130M PORTAKALIMI K\u0130M YED\u0130 \u2013 Bayram ALKAN<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

( So\u011fuk bir k\u0131\u015f g\u00fcn\u00fc izci ekibi \u015fehrin en y\u00fcksek tepelerinden birinde kamp kurmaya karar verirler.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1.SAHNE:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Oyuncular: Panda Cemal, Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan, \u015eef Fatih, 5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman, Resmi Kemal, Uyan\u0131k Fatma, Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra, Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Arkada\u015flar arkada\u015flar dural\u0131m art\u0131k en yak\u0131n mahalle bakkal\u0131na bile art\u0131k \u00e7ok uza\u011f\u0131z.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan: Cemal o\u011flum en yak\u0131n bakkal \u015fu an senin s\u0131rt \u00e7antan. Ne ararsan var m\u00fcbarek. (Herkes kahkaha atar. Cemal elindeki salatal\u0131ktan k\u0131zg\u0131nl\u0131kla bir \u0131s\u0131r\u0131k al\u0131r. A\u011fz\u0131nda salatal\u0131kla konu\u015fmaya ba\u015flar.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Siz g\u00fcl\u00fcn g\u00fcl\u00fcn bir iki g\u00fcne a\u00e7 kalmaya ba\u015flay\u0131n ben sizi g\u00f6recem. Neyse ki benim erzak\u0131m bol a\u00e7 kal\u0131p sizi yemem en az\u0131ndan \u00fc\u00e7 d\u00f6rt g\u00fcn. (Pis pis g\u00fcler; bir anda y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc ek\u015fitir, Erkan\u2019a d\u00f6ner)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lan kulakl\u0131ks\u0131 hayvan sende a\u00e7 kal\u0131rsan kulakl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 powerbank\u0131n\u0131 kablolar\u0131n\u0131, antinini kuntinini yersin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(\u015eef Fatih elinde harita \u00e7evreyi kola\u00e7an eder.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Arkada\u015flar yol g\u00fczerg\u00e2hlar\u0131na ve yerle\u015fkelere g\u00f6z att\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131zda buras\u0131 en uygun kamp alan\u0131. \u00c7ad\u0131rlar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 burada kuraca\u011f\u0131z.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra: (Oflayarak puflayarak arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n oldu\u011fu yere gelir.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ya bittim t\u00fckendim. Bu izcili\u011fe huzur bulay\u0131m diye girdim ben. \u00c7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131zdan beri bi huzur bulamad\u0131m ben yaa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan: Ya k\u0131z\u0131m sen huzur bulacam diye girdin de olan huzuru da ka\u00e7\u0131r\u0131yorsun. Ya bi sal bizi. \u0130syan etmeyi b\u0131rak bi. Yolda gelirken ne ta\u015f\u0131n duru\u015fu kald\u0131 ne \u00e7imenin \u0131slakl\u0131\u011f\u0131 ne de topra\u011f\u0131n \u00e7amuru her \u015feye isyan ettin. Sen huzur bul diye ekosistem halay mi \u00e7eksin ne yaps\u0131n bu do\u011fa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: M\u00fcbarek bac\u0131m K\u00fcbra isyan senin huzur-i kalbine hi\u00e7 iyi gelmemekle birlikte seni karanl\u0131k bir yola s\u00fcr\u00fckleyecektir. Sen gel \u015f\u00fckret huzuru bul. (Ellerini havaya kald\u0131r\u0131r \u015fen bir \u015fekilde ) havaya, topra\u011fa, ta\u015fa \u015f\u00fck\u00fcrler olsun; selamlar olsun!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Tam o s\u0131rada kuru bir dala aya\u011f\u0131 tak\u0131l\u0131r, yere d\u00fc\u015fer.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Uyan\u0131k Fatma: Aman 5. Rek\u00e2t karde\u015fim bak unuttun kuru dala \u015f\u00fck\u00fcrlerini sunmay\u0131 sana ne g\u00fczel hat\u0131rlatt\u0131 kendini. (Kahkaha atarlar)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Hadi be kesin \u015famatay\u0131 S\u00fcleyman getir o dal\u0131 da ben onu lay\u0131k\u0131yla bu gece ate\u015fimizde yer vereyim say\u0131n kuru dala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Arkada\u015flar yolumuz bir yerimiz bir ama erzak\u0131m\u0131z bir de\u011fil benim erzak\u0131ma dokunay\u0131m demeyin haaaa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan: Bak karde\u015f tek yiyen tek \u00f6l\u00fcr ha!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Bana bak \u00c7ift kulakl\u0131k ben kuru laflara tokum, a\u00e7l\u0131ktan \u00f6lmeyeyim de tek \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015f\u00fcm bana koymaz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra: Aman aman benim pandam\u0131n erzak\u0131na kar\u0131\u015fmay\u0131n zaten nesli t\u00fckeniyor bi de s\u00f6ylene s\u00f6ylene beynimizi t\u00fcketmesin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Ha ha ha B\u00fc\u015fra han\u0131m senin kafanda tokadan ba\u015fka bir \u015fey yok ki sen niye korkuyorsun?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Evet arkada\u015flar \u00e7ene \u00e7alman\u0131za da bak\u0131l\u0131rsa iyice dinlendiniz art\u0131k ise koyulal\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

( Elinde ki not defterini kurcalar )<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evet, i\u015f b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fc yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m zaten. \u015eimdi ben, Erkan, Kemal ve S\u00fcleyman \u00e7ad\u0131rlar\u0131 kuraca\u011f\u0131z. Cemal; sen ve Fatma ate\u015f i\u00e7in kuru dal \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131 vs toplay\u0131n. B\u00fc\u015fra; sen ve K\u00fcbra Ocak yerini ayarlay\u0131n \u00e7ad\u0131r alan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 d\u00fczenleyin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Herkes g\u00f6revini yapmak \u00fczere harekete ge\u00e7er.  Perde kapan\u0131r.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2.SAHNE:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Oyuncular: Panda Cemal, Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan, \u015eef Fatih, 5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman, Resmi Kemal, Uyan\u0131k Fatma, Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra, Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Fatih \u015fef ve ekibi \u00e7ad\u0131rlar\u0131 kurar. Fatma ile Cemal odun toplar. B\u00fc\u015fra ile K\u00fcbra Oca\u011f\u0131 kurar ve temizlik yapar.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(S\u00fcleyman oturmu\u015f elinde \u00e7eki\u00e7 dua okur s\u00fcrekli.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Yav S\u00fcleyman karde\u015fim dua et i\u015fimiz rast gitsin tamam da oturarak nas\u0131l olacak bu i\u015fler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: \u00d6yle deme bak S\u00fcleyman dua ettik\u00e7e i\u015fler nas\u0131l ilerliyor \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc biz \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yoruz o da oturdu\u011fu yerde bizi izliyor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan: Tabi tabi \u015fimdi \u00e7eki\u00e7 imana gelip canlanacak gelip kaz\u0131klar\u0131 \u00e7akacak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(G\u00fclerler. S\u00fcleyman darg\u0131n bir \u015fekilde kalkar bir kaz\u0131k al\u0131p \u00e7akar.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: Kalbimi k\u0131r\u0131yorsunuz m\u00fcbarekler ben bizim i\u00e7in dua ediyordum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Karde\u015fim bana dua etme bana i\u015f yap i\u015f, biz de biliriz dua etmeyi bizim duam\u0131z i\u015ftir i\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Hadi Erkan hadi \u00e7ek \u015fu ipi ne yap\u0131yorsun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan: \u015eef bir dakika kulakl\u0131\u011f\u0131m d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc onu ar\u0131yorum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Ya \u00f6yle desene bizde gelelim aramaya bo\u015f verelim \u00e7ad\u0131r\u0131. Kulakl\u0131k daha m\u00fchim<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131 Erkan: En sevdi\u011fim kulakl\u0131\u011f\u0131md\u0131 o Bluetooth(bulututlu) kulakl\u0131\u011f\u0131md\u0131 onsuz yapamam<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Hadi ya bak bizde \u00e7ad\u0131rs\u0131z yapamay\u0131z burada.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: Dur Erkan karde\u015f bende arayay\u0131m<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Ulan 5. Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman i\u015fin g\u00fcc\u00fcn kaytarma senin. Ne yapacan dua ederek mi bulacaks\u0131n kulakl\u0131ks\u0131 hayvan\u0131n organ\u0131n\u0131?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.Rekat S\u00fcleyman: M\u00fcbarek karde\u015fim resmi Kemal kalbimi k\u0131r\u0131yorsun valla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Dua et ge\u00e7sin o zaman<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan: Tamam tamam arkada\u015flar \u00fcz\u00fclmeyin art\u0131k buldum kulakl\u0131\u011f\u0131. (Elindeki kulakl\u0131\u011fa e\u011filir.) Ah can\u0131m kulakl\u0131k sensizlik cehennem bana<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Sizle olmak da benim i\u00e7in as\u0131l cehennem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: S\u00fcleyman Erkan hadi karde\u015fim hadi kural\u0131m bitirelim \u015fu \u00e7ad\u0131rlar\u0131. Karanl\u0131k olmadan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Bak \u015fef sen bu i\u015fte olmasan ben bu Nuh\u2019un Gemisi ekibine hayatta girmezdim var ya.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.Resmi S\u00fcleyman: Tamam tamam geldik. Tut \u015funu Erkan karde\u015fim. Ya H\u00e2k (\u00c7ekici Erkan\u2019\u0131n tuttu\u011fu \u00e7iviye vurmaya ba\u015flar. \u00c7ad\u0131rlar kurulur.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Perde kapan\u0131r.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. SAHNE:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Oyuncular: Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan, \u015eef Fatih, 5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman, Resmi Kemal, Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra, Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra.) ( \u00c7ad\u0131rlar kurulmu\u015f ocak yak\u0131lm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Ekip oturmu\u015f muhabbet eder. Hen\u00fcz Cemal ve Fatma son turlar\u0131ndan d\u00f6nmemi\u015ftir.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Cemal ile Fatma nerede kald\u0131?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra: Ya o sevimsiz panda yorulmu\u015f ac\u0131km\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Bizim Fatma\u2019y\u0131 yemesin<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Herkes g\u00fcler)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: Yok yok Cemal a\u00e7 kalmaz cebindeki kuru yemi\u015fler be\u015f ki\u015filik bir ailenin bir \u00f6\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc kadard\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Adam\u0131n kilosu sadece midesindekiler de\u011fil ki arkada\u015f ceplerindekiler benim k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck karde\u015fimin kilosu kadar zaten<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra: Onun \u00e7antas\u0131 nerede?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Gitmeden onu saklad\u0131 ya o tehditler savurarak sakl\u0131yordu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan: Ben \u015fimdi kulakl\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131 buldu\u011fum gibi bulurum o oburun buzdolab\u0131 \u00e7antas\u0131n\u0131. Gel benimle 5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Kemal Fatih\u2019e d\u00f6nerek)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Bak bak yan\u0131na iman g\u00fcc\u00fc de al\u0131yor \u00fc\u00e7k\u00e2\u011f\u0131t\u00e7\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Aman ha arkada\u015flar o \u00e7antaya dokunmay\u0131n Cemal ile u\u011fra\u015f\u0131lmaz. Demi\u015f olay\u0131m. Ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131za y\u0131kar buray\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(K\u00fcbra uyu\u015fuk uyu\u015fuk konu\u015fur.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra: Evet, y\u0131kar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra: Hi\u00e7bir \u015fey olmaz \u015fef ne yapacak bizi mi yiyecek?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(K\u00fcbra yine uyu\u015fuk uyu\u015fuk konu\u015fur.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra: Evet; yer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra: K\u00fcbra kanka kalk hadi sende gel bakal\u0131m bu obur neler getirmi\u015f? Hadi kalk ( aya\u011fa kalkar S\u00fcleyman\u2019\u0131nn pe\u015finden gider. K\u00fcbra yine ve yine uyu\u015fuk uyu\u015fuk konu\u015fur.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra: \u00dcff git bee! Hi\u00e7 rahat\u0131 mi bozamam. Banane ne varsa var.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra: Aman ha hareket esen \u00f6l\u00fcrs\u00fcn. Otur sen anca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Yapmay\u0131n arkada\u015flar s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131 yaratmay\u0131n!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Aa \u015fef arkada\u015flardan zor \u015feyler isteme bunlar\u0131n i\u015fi g\u00fcc\u00fc s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131 \u00e7\u0131karmak. Allah\u2019\u0131m ben nereden d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcm bu \u00e7atlaklar\u0131n i\u00e7ine! (Kitab\u0131n\u0131 okumaya devam eder. Karanl\u0131k artmaya ba\u015flar. Kafas\u0131ndaki \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 iyice kitaba \u00e7evirmi\u015fken bir anda \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131n y\u00fckseldi\u011fini fark eder.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan: Ver bakal\u0131m \u015fu \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 bay s\u0131k\u0131c\u0131. Bir i\u015fe yaras\u0131n da bulal\u0131m \u015fu oburun buzdolab\u0131 \u00e7antas\u0131n\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Ulan ben \u015fimdi senin o kulakl\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 k\u0131rmaz m\u0131y\u0131m?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Kemal Erkan\u2019\u0131n \u00fczerine at\u0131l\u0131r, \u015eef Fatih araya girer, Erkan ka\u00e7ar tam o s\u0131rada K\u00fcbra\u2019n\u0131n \u00fczerine do\u011fru giderler.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(K\u00fcbra yine ve yine ve bir daha uyu\u015fuk uyu\u015fuk konu\u015fur. )<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra: Yaaa kendinize gelin beni ezeceksiniz. Bana bir rahat yok mu \u015furada. Gidin \u015fu ormanda kavga edin. Beni rahat b\u0131rak\u0131n beee!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(\u015eef Kemal\u2019i sakinle\u015ftirir. Kolundan tutar ate\u015fin ba\u015f\u0131na g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcr.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Gel karde\u015fim biz \u015fu sebzeleri k\u00f6zleyeyim senle, onlar oynayadursun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(\u00d6b\u00fcr tarafta sesler ve g\u00fcl\u00fc\u015fmeler y\u00fckselir.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra: Bulduk bulduk!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: Ben size demedim mi bi dua ederim hemen bulur diye.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan: Aynen S\u00fcleyman senin dualar\u0131n ayd\u0131nlatt\u0131 karanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 (Der g\u00fcler kafas\u0131n\u0131 \u0131\u015f\u0131kla birlikte sallar.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: \u015euna bak ya! Ver bakal\u0131m benim kitap okuma fenerimi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan: Al kankici\u011fim \u00e7ok te\u015fekk\u00fcr ederim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Senin benim kulakl\u0131\u011f\u0131na t\u00fck\u00fcr\u00fcr\u00fcm \u015fimdi sen g\u00f6r\u00fcrs\u00fcn kanki mankiyi<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Erkan\u2019\u0131n \u00fczerine at\u0131l\u0131r \u015eef Fatih araya girer tekrardan sakinle\u015ftirir.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Ee ne yapt\u0131n\u0131z \u00e7antay\u0131?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra: \u00c7antay\u0131 kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmad\u0131k \u015fef s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131 yok sadece bu kocaman portakal\u0131 ald\u0131k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: Ey ma\u015fallah m\u00fcbarek ne portakal ama var ya bi de sulu sulu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra: Al\u0131n sizde yiyin \u015fef Kemal sen de ye!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Yok can\u0131m ben almayay\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Benden eksik olsun o Panda Cemalin portakal\u0131. Sonra sevimsiz panda ile u\u011fra\u015famam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan: Bo\u015f ver Tokal\u0131 kankici\u011fim o mahkeme suratl\u0131 Kemal\u2019i, yemezse yemesin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra: K\u0131z K\u00fcbra gel hadi sen de ya bak bitiyor. \u00dcz\u00fcl\u00fcrs\u00fcn bitince.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(K\u00fcbra yine uyu\u015fuk uyu\u015fuk konu\u015fur.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra: Ayyyy Hi\u00e7 kalk\u0131p gelemem! Hi\u00e7 yiyemem! Hi\u00e7 de rahat\u0131m\u0131 bozamam!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: Allah sana rahatl\u0131k versin ey m\u00fcbarek bac\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Resmi Kemal \u015eef Fatihi d\u00fcrterek gelenleri i\u015faret eder.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Aha da geliyor sevimsiz panda. \u015eimdi kopar\u0131r yaygaray\u0131. Seyreyle c\u00fcmb\u00fc\u015f\u00fc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Arkada\u015flar haz\u0131rlan\u0131n Cemal geliyor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: Allahhhhhh. \u00c7abuk B\u00fc\u015fra bac\u0131m ver \u015fu kabuklar\u0131 da atay\u0131m ate\u015fe delileri yok edelim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Yok et tabi S\u00fcleyman bu d\u00fcnyada yok et. \u00d6b\u00fcr d\u00fcnya da seni \u00f6yle kabuklar\u0131 att\u0131\u011f\u0131n gibi ats\u0131nlar da ate\u015fe g\u00f6r<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: T\u00f6vbe de m\u00fcbarek t\u00f6vbe de.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Cemal ile Fatma ate\u015f ba\u015f\u0131na yakla\u015f\u0131rlar. Fatma\u2019n\u0131n kollar\u0131 \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131 doludur. Cemalin ise bir elinde bir \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131 bir elinde kuru yemi\u015fler vard\u0131r. Yemi\u015f yiyerek gelir. Ekip hi\u00e7bir \u015fey olmam\u0131\u015f gibi onlar\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131lar.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Perde kapan\u0131r.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4.SAHNE:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Oyuncular: Panda Cemal, Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan, \u015eef Fatih, 5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman, Resmi Kemal, Uyan\u0131k Fatma, Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra, Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra, Bek\u00e7i)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Cemal \u00e7antas\u0131n\u0131 saklad\u0131\u011f\u0131 yere do\u011fru gider. Fatma Cemal\u2019den yana dert yanar. Resmi Kemal feneriyle kitap okur. 5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman elleri a\u00e7\u0131k dua eder. Di\u011ferleri merakl\u0131 g\u00f6zlerle Cemal\u2019e bakar ne yapaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 merak ederler.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Sizi hainler sizi demek gizli gizli portakal getirip yediniz de kabuklar\u0131n\u0131 da ate\u015fe att\u0131n\u0131z ne g\u00fczel de kokuyor be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Can\u0131m \u00e7ekti gideyim de portakal\u0131m\u0131 getiriyim de tek yiyeyim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir \u015feydi ve m\u00fcbarek sana yetmezdi bile o y\u00fczden sana b\u0131rakmad\u0131k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Aynen S\u00fcleyman Efendi birazdan da ayvay\u0131 yiyeceksiniz. ( Kahkaha atar.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Cemal S\u00f6ylene s\u00f6ylene gider.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Tek yiyen tek \u00f6l\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f yok yaaa. Siz bensiz yediniz bensiz \u00f6l\u00fcrs\u00fcn\u00fcz umar\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Uyan\u0131k Fatma: Ya b\u00fcnyesine bak\u0131nca da dersin ki ne adam. Ama gel g\u00f6r ki benim yar\u0131m kadar \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131mad\u0131. S\u00fcrekli elinde yemi\u015f t\u0131k\u0131nd\u0131 durdu. \u015eef odun ta\u015f\u0131mak i\u00e7in harika birini se\u00e7mi\u015fsin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Ne bileyim be Uyan\u0131k Fatma dedim iri c\u00fcssesini kullan\u0131r. \u0130\u015fe yarar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra: Bu pandac\u0131\u011f\u0131n c\u00fcssesini daha da irile\u015ftirmekten ba\u015fka yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir \u015fey yok ki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Herkesin derdi de benim iri c\u00fcssem olmu\u015f. Sizin de a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131z var yiyin siz de, sanki tutan mi var Allah Allah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: Allah\u2019\u0131m sen bu oburun g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc kapat ki portakal\u0131 ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 anlamas\u0131n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Amin S\u00fcleyman amin. Yap yap sonra Allah\u2019a s\u0131\u011f\u0131n. Allah seni ne etmesin bee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan: (\u00c7alan \u015fark\u0131ya kapt\u0131r\u0131r kendini.) Erik dal\u0131 gevrektir. Erik dal\u0131 gevrektir. Aman\u0131n basmaya gelmez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Erik dal\u0131n\u0131 kafanda k\u0131raca\u011f\u0131m g\u00f6receksin gevrek mi de\u011fil mi kulakl\u0131ks\u0131 hayvan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Cemal kuca\u011f\u0131nda \u00e7antas\u0131yla gelir ortaya oturur. Sa\u011f\u0131na bakar soluna bakar her yerine bakar portakal\u0131 bulamaz)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: (Ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 kitaptan kald\u0131r\u0131r \u015eef Fatih\u2019e bakar g\u00fclere. ) Aha \u015fimdi bu panda yavrusu bunlar\u0131 par\u00e7alayacak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra yar\u0131 uyur vaziyette di\u011ferleri ise tedirgin bir \u015fekilde Panda Cemali izlerler.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: (K\u0131zg\u0131n bir \u015fekilde aya\u011fa kalkar, ekibe d\u00f6n\u00fcp ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r.) Al\u00e7aklarrr, hainlerrr!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman : (uysal ve m\u00fclayim bir \u015fekilde konu\u015fur ) Ne oldu m\u00fcbarek karde\u015fim, hay\u0131rd\u0131r in\u015fallah?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: (G\u00fclerek) Ne mi oldu? 5. Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman senin dualar kabul olmad\u0131. \u015eimdi ayvay\u0131 yedin i\u015fte. Et bakal\u0131m son duan\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: (Panda Cemal\u2019in yan\u0131na giderek sorar.) Ne oldu ya Panda Cemal ne ba\u011firirsin b\u00f6yle?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: ( sinirden k\u0131pk\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 olmu\u015ftur )  \u015eef bana s\u00f6yle kimler yedi portakal\u0131 m\u0131?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sen de yedin mi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Yok valla karde\u015f ben a\u011fz\u0131ma s\u00fcrmedim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Peki ya sen? Resmi Kemal sen yedin mi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: O\u011flum ben a\u00e7l\u0131ktan \u00f6lece\u011fimi bilsem yine de senin yiyece\u011fine elimi s\u00fcrmem. Senle u\u011fra\u015fmam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Do\u011fru siz yemezsiniz. Peki. Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra sen m\u0131 yedin portakal\u0131m\u0131?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra hafif\u00e7e g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc a\u00e7ar yine uyu\u015fuk hatta daha da fazla uyu\u015fuk konu\u015fur.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra: Portakal mi? Ne portakal\u0131 yaaa? Ben yemedim portakal falan. Bir portakal i\u00e7in rahat\u0131m\u0131 bozamam. Sen de bozma. Beni rahats\u0131z etme ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131p. \u00dcfff beee!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Uyan\u0131k Fatma benimleydi zaten. O yemi\u015f olamaz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Uyan\u0131k Fatma: Aferin be sana \u00e7ok zekice d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcn. Te Allah\u2019\u0131m ya Rabbim!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: Aman Cemal karde\u015f bir portakal i\u00e7in kalp k\u0131rmaya de\u011fer mi be?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: (Elindeki \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131y\u0131 sallar.) Kalp k\u0131rmayacam zaten kafas\u0131n\u0131 k\u0131racam. Hem sen niye savunmaya ge\u00e7tin ki S\u00fcleyman Efendi hay\u0131rd\u0131r?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Acaba neden? (G\u00fcler.) Portakal\u0131n bir k\u0131sm\u0131 karn\u0131nda oldu\u011fu i\u00e7indir herhalde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: (Panik olur.) Ben tek yemedim. Erkan ile B\u00fc\u015fra da yedi. Fikir de onlardan \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131. Erkan gitti arad\u0131 buldu. B\u00fc\u015fra da soydu. ( M\u00fclayim bir tav\u0131rla) Ben de az\u0131c\u0131k tad\u0131na bakt\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Az\u0131c\u0131k haaa! (Elinde \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131yla S\u00fcleyman\u2019a bir tane savurur.) Al o zaman az\u0131c\u0131k da bunun tad\u0131na bak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: Allah\u2019\u0131m yand\u0131m anam!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Sen deha \u00e7ok yanars\u0131n 5. Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman \u00e7ok yanars\u0131n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Panda Cemal elinde \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131yla B\u00fc\u015fra ve Erkan\u2019\u0131 kovalamaya ba\u015flar. Erkan\u2019\u0131n kulakl\u0131\u011f\u0131 d\u00fc\u015fer B\u00fc\u015fra\u2019n\u0131n da tokas\u0131. \u0130kisini de Panda Cemal al\u0131r ayaklar\u0131n\u0131n alt\u0131na tepinir.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Demek portakal\u0131m\u0131 yersiniz haa! Nas\u0131lm\u0131\u015f bakal\u0131m insan\u0131n sevdi\u011fi \u015feyleri kaybetmesi haaa? Al\u00e7aklar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan: Ya Cemal ne yap\u0131yorsun karde\u015fim. Niye k\u0131r\u0131yorsun kulakl\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131 yaaa!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Portakal al\u0131rd\u0131m sana bunu yapmasayd\u0131n nolurdu beee!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra: Ya sevimsiz panda sen ne obur bir adams\u0131n be bir portakal i\u00e7in b\u00f6yle \u015feyler yap\u0131l\u0131r m\u0131? Sen nas\u0131l arkada\u015fs\u0131n? Biz senin dostunuz dostun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra: Ya arkada\u015flar bu ne g\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fc yaaaa. Bi rahat y\u00fcz\u00fc g\u00f6remeyecek miyim ben yaaaa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Bu olay\u0131 \u00e7ok uzatt\u0131n\u0131z bitirin art\u0131k. Cemal sen de b\u0131rak o \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131y\u0131 gel buraya sizde gelin. Oturun bi bakal\u0131m. Yeter!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: Ama \u015fef b\u00f6yle olmaz ki Cemal bana yiyecekmi\u015f gibi bak\u0131yor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Ke\u015fke bu panda Cemal b\u00f6yle bir iyilik yapsa da kurtulsak senden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Tam o s\u0131rada elinde el feneri ile bir adam yakla\u015f\u0131r. Herkes o tarafa do\u011fru dikkatle bakar \u015eef Fatih ve Resmi Kemal ellerine sopa al\u0131p \u00f6ne ge\u00e7erler.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bek\u00e7i: Hey kimsiniz siz? Ne i\u015finiz var burada?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: \u0130zcileriz biz burada kamp yap\u0131yoruz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: Evet resmi bir izcilik kul\u00fcb\u00fcy\u00fcz biz. As\u0131l sen kimsin? Sana ne bizden. Ne diye hesap soruyorsun bizden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bek\u00e7i: Demek izcilersiniz ha. Ben bu b\u00f6lgenin bek\u00e7isiyim. Buralar benden sorulur da ondan size hesap soruyorum.  Buras\u0131n\u0131n ne oldu\u011funu biliyor musunuz?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra: (Uyu\u015fuk uyu\u015fuk konu\u015fur yine. ) Yoo bilmiyoruz. Ne bilelim biz. Burada rahat oluruz dedik de nerdeee o rahatl\u0131k?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Bilmiyoruz. Bo\u015f bir tepe de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Evet bombo\u015f bakkals\u0131z bir arazi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bek\u00e7i: Gen\u00e7ler buras\u0131 define b\u00f6lgesi olarak ge\u00e7er. Buras\u0131 yasakl\u0131 b\u00f6lge burada konaklayamazs\u0131n\u0131z. Birazdan jandarma da gelir. Onun i\u00e7in bir an \u00f6nce buradan ayr\u0131l\u0131n. Daha uygun bir yere gidin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Tamam bek\u00e7i abi \u00f6yle yapar\u0131z. Sen de kusura bakma bilemedik. Arkada\u015flar toparlan\u0131n yer de\u011fi\u015ftirece\u011fiz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ekip hep birlikte: Tamam \u015fef!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman: Peki nereye gidece\u011fiz \u015fef?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resmi Kemal: \u015eef benden bu kadar. Bana bu kadar izcilik yetti. Sizi bilmem ama buradan sonra benim gidece\u011fim tek yer evim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra: Aynen kanka benden de bu kadar ben de evime gidip rahat rahat uyuyaca\u011f\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan: \u015eef bu sevimsiz Panda Cemal kulakl\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131 k\u0131rmasayd\u0131 ben belki kalabilirdim. Ama art\u0131k m\u00fcmk\u00fcn de\u011fil kulaks\u0131z kalamam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Panda Cemal: Ohhh can\u0131ma de\u011fsin iyi ki de k\u0131rd\u0131m. \u015eef benden de bu kadar zaten kuruyemi\u015f bitti portakal\u0131 da bu hainler yedi. Ben de kalamam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Uyan\u0131k Fatma: Arkada\u015flar m\u00fcmk\u00fcnse bir ay falan g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fmeyelim, hepinizden nefret ettim ya bu gece. Y\u00fcr\u00fcy\u00fcn gidin de\u011fi\u015fikler sizi. Ben de evime gidiyorum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra: \u015eef ben senle S\u00fcleyman\u2019a kat\u0131l\u0131yorum \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc komsuyuz. Hadi beraber gidelim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eef Fatih: Tamam arkada\u015flar dedi\u011finiz gibi olsun. \u00c7o\u011funluk eve gidelim dedi biz de \u00f6yle yapal\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ama \u015funu da unutmayal\u0131m. Bu bize ders olsun biz \u00f6nce ekip olmay\u0131 ba\u015faral\u0131m da sonra izci olmaya bakar\u0131z.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Resim: \u015eevval Melda BOZ<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

BEN\u0130M PORTAKALIMI K\u0130M YED\u0130 \u2013 Bayram ALKAN ( So\u011fuk bir k\u0131\u015f g\u00fcn\u00fc izci ekibi \u015fehrin en y\u00fcksek tepelerinden birinde kamp kurmaya karar verirler.) 1.SAHNE: (Oyuncular: Panda Cemal, Kulakl\u0131kl\u0131 Erkan, \u015eef Fatih, 5.Rek\u00e2t S\u00fcleyman, Resmi Kemal, Uyan\u0131k Fatma, Rahat\u0131 Ka\u00e7an K\u00fcbra, Tokal\u0131 B\u00fc\u015fra.) Panda Cemal: Arkada\u015flar arkada\u015flar dural\u0131m art\u0131k en yak\u0131n mahalle bakkal\u0131na bile art\u0131k \u00e7ok […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":135,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tiyatro"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Resim1-e1659123348335.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":288,"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions\/288"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tahtafikiredebiyat.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}